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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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This guy was practising Karate when the deadly Tsunami struck

World agencies were yesterday scrambling to find out just what caused the massive tsunami that destroyed the United States.

Theories were brought forth and quickly dismissed with alarming regularity, accusations of a global conspiracy were seized upon and even the poor Aboriginals of Australia had the finger pointed at them.

Well, one man has come forward to claim responsibility - Chuck Norris.

Norris says he accidentally caused the gigantic tsunami by practising one of his deadly "roundhouse" kicks off the coast of America.

"I just want to say that I'm really sorry this has happened and I did not mean it" Norris told the world media just minutes ago.

Of course his apologies will probably fall on dead ears.

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