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Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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Michael who? This must be a CIA plot!

In a surprise move, President elect Barack Obama has named Michael Jackson as the new Secretary of State.

A spokeswoman for the incoming administration said that Jackson and Obama were old friends and that Jackson had contributed millions of dollars to the campaign and deserved some recognition for that.

Asked wether Jackson was qualified for the position the spokeswoman Ms Liah L.Pantsonfia, said that he (Jackson) had significant overseas experience. "In his professional career he has visited more countries than all the Democratic senators put together, so I think that qualifies him dont you?"

"The new President beleives that Michael will be a great ambassador for world peace and that instead of attending boring political meetings he will give concerts instead and have the North Koreans, Russians and Iranians dancing for joy"

A spokesperson for Jackson, Ms Lily Savage, said that the popular singer and part-time alleged paedophile was "Over the moon" at the appointment.

Jackson is quoted as saying " I love you all and I love all people, red, yellow, black or white, I want to visit all the countries in the world and bring peace and love to them"

Michael Jackson is 12.

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