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Sunday, 9 November 2008

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Smoking can damage your ass.

Defeated New Zealand Premier "Miss Helen Clark" is to pursue a modelling career following Labour's defeat in the New Zealand General elections last Saturday.

A spokesman for Ms Clark confirmed that it was her teeth that have been appearing as health warnings on New Zealand cigarette packets.

Ms Clarks spokesperson Ima Dyke continued "Although Helen herself is not a smoker she feels very strongly about the health impact of cigarettes and gladly posed for the shots which have appeared on the packets."

In the election campaigns Ms Clarks teeth were airbrushed for the campaign posters, where they appeared white,straight and clean.

Ms Clark (97) was recently voted the politician most likely to scare children on Halloween night.

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