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Topics: Sarah Palin, Africa

Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Palin found united Africa on on old globe

When VPILF-NOT Sarah Palin was informed that Africa is a continent , not a country, she seems to have found her new mission in life.

Palin explained: "When I learned that Africa had split apart into many different tribes and countries, I just knew , by golly, that the reunification of Africa would be my next big job in life. It just breaks my heart, gosh darn it, that the home of the Garden of Eden, our first parents' God-given estate, would be partitioned like this.

" I plan to be a "reuniter" and find out who is responsible for breaking Africa and then work with all Africaaners of good will to put black Humpty Dumpty together again!"

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