Robert Mugabe, world-famous presidential person, upstanding Zimbabwean citizen and despot murderer has declared the USA presidential elections a complete sham and not worthy of the publicity they have received.
In a sharply worded statement pinned to the back of the USA Ambassador to Zimbabwe with an ice pick, he has accused the USA of being fair and upstanding in their election process.
He has expressed amazement that the American public should be allowed to vote for their preferred candidate without fear of intimidation, reprisal or threat, and has questioned how people can go out and vote without their houses being burned to the ground prior to their return.
He has also queried how the American government can allow people to go out and vote, in their own time, for the candidate of their own choice.
He also wants to know how the American media has been allowed to report on both candidates without being shut down for favouring one over the other.
As a result, he is refusing to recognise the new President elect Barak Obama on the grounds of democracy.