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Monday, 3 November 2008

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One of Unity Mitford's many Nazi/KGB grandsons

Moscow - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): Russian spookmasters past and present are cock-a-hoop that their greatest ever national feastday, Russian National Unity Mitford Day, sees a fully paid-up member of the KGB and grandson of fascist British Hitler fellater Unity Mitford take up mantle of Soviet Omerta as the Democratic Party's official presidntial candidate.

Barack Obama is the son of Gen Colon Bowel and grandson of an ANC Nelson Mandela lookalike who was shoehorned into the role of South Africa's savior after Winnie Mandela topped him soon after release from 27 years of incarceration for domestic terror activities.

The ANC doppelganger had a brief and appalling liaison with Unity Mitford's secret daughter by Adolf Hitler.

The prosepct of yet another KGB colonel in the White House continuing Russian presence ever since Ronald Reagan slimed his Bolshevik way into US high pubic orifice has always been a political objective of post-Stalinist nutters in the Kremlin.

Vladimir Putin has anal warts.

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