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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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Paris Hilton - Nice Butt Not Down And Dirty Enough For Some

The world wide interweb dot org com came within a gnat's knacker of complete meltdown today as previously unreleased video footage of Paris Hilton was released and within less than an hour received over 68 million hits.

The footage which is strangely devoid of pornographic content shows the heiress and all round good time girl sitting quietly with friends in a hotel bar chatting about the merits of a greener planet.
Hilton was apparently sober and dignified throughout the footage, didn't flirt with anyone, or reveal any intimate parts of her body.

Her appearance was greeted by a mixed response from her legions of devoted fans.

'Paris could have at least flopped her baps out,' Mr Bruce Onionbollocks of Paris, Texas said. 'She set a certain standard with previous internet stuff, and I think us devoted fans have a right to expect more filth and getting down and dirty from her.'

Ms Hilton was unavailable for comment but an alleged friend told us that there's more to her than making explicit pornographic videos.

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