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Sunday, 2 November 2008

Jakarta, Indonesia (IPP) - The firing squad leader that was to lead the execution of the terrorists who killed over 200 people at a disco has been fired for making disrespectful comments.

Captain Abdullah Medullah called the prisoners "pig worshippers" and set off a chain of events that delayed the execution for a while. Medullah told reporters that only a "pig god" would allow his people to kill innocent civilians.

The local religious gangs flew into an immediate tantrum and demanded that Medullah be relieved of his duties. Medullah was fired within an hour of the local religious gang leader and head terrorist calling the government to complain about the comments made in reference to the porky diety.

The government must now go on line and find another execution team. The execution teams there are found through a local eBay style service that sell such execution services as firing squads and hanging specialists. They also sell bomb making materials and manuals to the highest bidder. Occasionally they sell army tanks and helicopters.

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