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Saturday, 1 November 2008

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Wang Hung Lo and Sister Lips strategizing

Beijing, China - Chinese officials today have formalized agreements with the state of Nevada to initially start exporting sex workers to Las Vegas, Reno and Tahoe.

Prostitution, illegal in name only in China, is a burgeoning industry, totally legal in Nevada. The Chinese, with millions of surplus workers intend to parlay their abundance into profit.

One of the prominent Chinese entrepreneurs of this venture is Wang Hung Lo. Mr.Hung Lo, one of the many nouveau millionaires of Chinese economy, started the business, Yellow Furrows LTD, with just a donkey, his sister, and one condom.

With the advent of the giant Three Gorges hydroelectric dam project, with millions of Chinese men toiling in it's construction, Mr.Hung Lo supplied a basic service and his business took off.
"It was hard those first months, we all worked very hard, the donkey died, the condom broke, but we prevailed. Now we are ready to embark on a greater journey," said Mr. Lo.

"We can undersell our product because in China it was already undersold, so any mark up here in the states in strictly profit. The Renminbi,(RMB) or people's currency, isn't worth the spit on the proverbial dick, you could hold out all day and still get only twenty RMB for a good beaner. What's that? Three bucks? Three bucks for a bj? You can see the mark up when we get to America. Even if we marked it up to ten dollars, we could see profit."

How would this effect the current market price and America's home grown sluts.

This reporter asked Wanda Swallows of The Proper Pig, a house of prostitution on the outskirts of Las Vegas.

"This is gawd awful terrible," she said, "terrible, terrible. All us girls work hard at what we do, we put American pride in all our efforts, and we can swallow that pride. To have some foreigners a coming in here and under cutting us jest because they can, well there will be a lot of ill feelings out there."

Mr.Hung Lo discounted the concerns, "All we want is fair competition, we can provide a service at a cheaper rate, it'll stimulate business. They can diversify, they can specialize. Chinese workers are not suited to everyone's tastes."

"So what's that mean?" asked Ms. Swallows, "I'm suppose to get it in the ass for them?

"What? And they get all the gravy? This is terrible."

Mr.Hung Lo insisted, "there's plenty to go around."

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