Written by Philip McArthur
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Topics: Sarah Palin, Breasts

Friday, 31 October 2008

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A pair of tits similar to Sarah Palin's

In a last ditch attempt to rescue the Presidential election the Republicans plan to show the Electorate Sarah Palin's tits.

Plans to have 8 ft square billboards depicting her tits outside all polling stations and a large pair of latex breasts beside each booth on polling day are well in advance.

Republican spokesperson Charlie Wong said " We have found in the past that this type of visual and tactile experience assists in the 'election plocess'."

The idea is said to be the brainchild of Republican strategists Charlie White and Charlie Dunn.

A Democrat spokesperson mocked " It shows how desperate they have become when they start wheeling out the Charlies."

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