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Sunday, 19 October 2008

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Odierno bit the big one this time

An Iraqi- US security agreement has faced innumerable obstacles throughout the months long negotiations. Problems involving Kurds, Iraqi Christians, Sunnis, and nineteen flavors of Shiites have gummed up the gears of ant progress toward agreement between the colonizing Americans and their Iraqi chattel.

Just when most groups seemed to be moving toward a consensus after the oil reserves were sold to US based multi-nationals and American troops were sold out to the Iraqi injustice system, the US successor to hero General Petraeus, Odious Odierno screwed the pooch.

General O.O thanked the Iraqis for trading oil for blood and willingly offered low ranking troops as sacrificial lambs to Sharia law. But the general's trolley seemed to go off the rails on Iran. Don Odierno's rantings about Iranian bribery, vendettas and swimming with fishes has all but destroyed the chances of an agreement. Bush immediately called the Iraqi consigliere back to the compound for a little one way fishing trip.

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