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Monday, 13 October 2008

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The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood.

This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billion bid to bail out Wall Street, $100 billion more than the wildly popular Congressional bailout bid.

Under pressure from mixed nuts and pseudo-experts, including Republican VP candidate Sarah 'Loudmouth' Palin, US economic wizards entered into secret negotiations with Pyongyang bankers earlier this month.

The 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet was provided by Sizzler.

A mysterious cloaked foreign ministry spokesman said the North would now resume its training of suicide drivers and bombers, drilling troops from around the world to speak classic anti-American insults in flawless English (e.g. 'Your mother is a poo-poo head'), and plotting to take over the world with Prada's new line of nuclear suitcases.

North Korea welcomes the US decision to scratch it from the A-list of terror states and state sponsors of terrorism.

Sarah Palin welcomes the chance to have at least one allied leader beside whom she might appear sane.

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