Aleksander Putin the Impaler had a birthday recently and one of his surprise gifts was a rare Ussuri tiger. Putin surrounded by his many close allies and even closer enemies were deeply sloshed ina flood of vodka and caviar when the tsarommisar decided to open his presents.
Guests oooed and ahhhed over the magnificent blenders and toasters. The biggest hit seemed to be the head of Georgian President Saakashvilli presented by Russian President and lackey Dmitri Medeved. Putin gave Dmitri an unabashed kiss on the lips and Medvdev blushed with pride.
That was until a strange sound was heard emanating from a huge giftwrapped box in the corner. Putin , like a child at Epiphany, tore open the enormous package only to find himself face to face with a ferocious tiger. Putin ran for his life with the tiger in full pursuit. The gift card on the box had a mysterious message: " What do you see when you look into these eyes?" The two W's were in italics and bright red.