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Friday, 10 October 2008

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Obama To The World: Follow Me To the Promised Land!

Washington, DC / Reuters - A remarkable, but sinister, series of events around the world seem prepared to propel the son of a drunken African goat herder and bigamist, into the planet's most powerful leader.

With only weeks left in the US election for President, political historians are stunned with world events spiralling out of control, and no time left to find the answers for what caused the catastrophic results.

It was disclosed today that The World Bank has been under successful cyber attack for over a year, and the secrets held in their vaults were pillaged from nook to cranny, leaving the cupboards bare. Investigators have traced the possible source of the electronic rape to Macao, China, but the story doesn't end there.

Spyware has actually been discovered on in house computers in several of the Bank's major offices, including Washington and Johannesburg, with outlinks direct to Cennal, India, an off shore computer hub. Sole responsibility for computer systems and their security is the NYSE Indian company Santyam Computer Services, who's contract with the bank exceeds $100m. Even more disturbing is that Santyam has contracts with 150 of the Dow 500 major corporations.

A little over a month before the Presidential election, the US Economy Implodes, taking the rest of the world with it. Leading up to the collapse were systematic short selling tactics by mysterious, yet unnamed hedge funds, to take down century old investment bank Lehman Brothers. Lehman's collapse led to unprecedented pressure on other investment and savings banks. Result: as of today the US is left with only 3 national brand banking institutions.

Vladimir Putin, the pint sized former KGB strongman, suddenly decides to move tanks into Georgia for an armed confrontation, pledges a nuclear deal with Narco Terrorist Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, confronts NATO missiles in Poland, disappears more free thinking journalists in Russia, and is now campaigning to disband NATO and head a new coalition in view of the US turmoil.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahadinejad, is invited not once, but twice to address the United Nations. At the same time the US can not get accounting for over $500B a year dumped into the toxic pit after learning that the agency doesn't monitor half the committees it houses, committees have been functioning without oversight or direct management, and where North Korean secretaries were responsible for transferring large amounts of CASH to the renegade country without counter signatures.

Since the early 1990's Democratic Politicians have been running their own Dooms Day Scenario with the advent of totally irresponsible lending practices. Militant Community Action Group, ACORN, which had its first poisonous roots in Chicago, led the socialist attack through profane confrontations and racial extortion, backed by sympathetic liberals in Congress who rubber stamped policies doomed to financial failure.

If that wasn't enough, ACORN has been systematically loading up on new Democrat voters, aided by policies encouraged in states like Ohio, where the Secretary of State, a Democrat, says it's perfectly alright to drive the homeless to polling places and get them registered and vote the same day, with no verification of identity. In Indianapolis, recent checks say the voting roles are now at 105%.....that's New Math, for those of you that can't count on your fingers.

Barrack Hussein Obama, Sr. (yes, there are two) moved easily from wife to wife, country to country, and fathered children by all without benefit of divorce decrees. Reports from family members and former friends say he died an embittered man when an addiction to alcohol cost him his jobs, both legs in his first drunken auto accident, and his life in the second.

Some cynics would say that his son has assumed his legacy , returning to where it all started: An Angry, Arrogant Man, Drunk with Power, Herding a Nation of Goats over a Barren Wasteland, ready to bolt at the next best opportunity. "Sorry Kids, you're on your own! And you deserve it!"

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