Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Third Secret of Fatima will be finally revealed on Monday 13 October 2008.
That is the view of Vatican astrologers currently doing a runner, emptying their JP Morgan bank accounts and heading for KGB safe-houses ahead of next Monday's apocalyptic meltdown, as prophesied in the Third Secret of Fatima.
This predicted the Vatican will be busted for hiring a ruthless crypto-Fascist gang to take over the Throne of Albion and its White House counterpart, blame opium-addled Afghani assholes for the 9/11 atrocity, double-cross an ex-Mossad dictator and invade his country (Iraq) and finally bleed to death the global banking system.
"All the signs and omens point to Monday 13 October 2008," a Hellfire Club soothsayer concurred.
"Check the original miracle message of 13 October 1917 which the Portuguese press reported as involving 70,000 witnesses.
"That figure's only a few nought short of 700 billion - the exact number of dollars involved in the Wall Street bail-out!"
13 October is also the day when Hitler's Pope Pius XII was finally buried and the birthday of two heinous British traitors.
The first, actress and royal mistress Lily Langtry, gave birth to Jack the Ripper's bastard, eventually also known as Adolf Hitler.
The second is ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher - who shagged Pius's son George Bush Senior, spawning their hideous IRA/Bader Meinhof/Carlos the Jackass chimaera son.
The date is also the anniversary of the 1307 massacre when French nutter king Philippe Le Bel arrested thousands of innocent Knights Templar and tortured them to death on Papal orders.
The Templars had been the Pontiff's official bankers and had warned against reckless Vatican speculation on sub-prime Holy Roman Empire investments.
The ensuing stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 sealed their fate.
It took another 600 years for a 'Woman Clothed In Stars' to appear in Fatima and promise the Church would get its comeuppance the next time round it pulled such a number.
Opus Dei owes $666 million.