Black Motha' News - Sources within the Baltimore, Maryland headquarters of the NAACP have been informed by concerned sources within the Democratic Party/Presidential-Vice Presidential Team that on October 31 in the midst of Halloween distractions, that the race card will rear its ugly head, again.
These sources say that the GOP leadership is secretely reviewing Johnnie Cochrane's color tricks from the OJ Simpson felony murder trial from 1995. Additionally, with appropriate palm greasing of Nevada police, city, and state attorneys, in general, access is being made available to OJ, now behind bars, awaiting his sentencing appearance on December 5, 2008.
It is clear that OJ is the world's master manipulator of the race card after, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"(pure shit!) was uttered by Johnnie Cochrane, while wearing a dark, askew, asinine knit cap in a Los Angeles County courtroom.
Access to The Juice is extremely difficult now, for most, except for McCain and Palin, who had hardly ever seen a black man growing up in Alaska, let alone 10 inches of hose OJ displayed for her, to which she shrieked, "Oh, my God, it's alive! Is that an eel?" OJ chuckled, "Heck no... that's my manhood. Ooh-ooh, you look so goooood Ms. Governor!"
Now, what's in it for the GOP? First, the GOP changes the minds of at least 30-40% of independents to go with McCain. Heavy hitting below the belt and Palin in her sheer moose blasting bra and sheerest panties could take 35 electoral votes from Obama and tip the election to McCaine.
Both sides deny any crap is going on, but OJ is already writing his next book, "Leaving Vegas With Lots Of Cash," a clear indication that better days await him, at least, in his mind.
When asked about a deal to become a race consultant, OJ replied, "Oh, yeah, Santa Anita...good track...placed lots of bets down there near LA." Is this guy an asshole or what?
Lately, OJ's attitude has been buoyed up and it's not from the change from rubber-duck chicken to Bar-B-Q ribs from the Famous Vinny's Vagas Vagina Club. We spent an hour there and got our rocks off in the bathroom stalls. It was all they said it was cracked up to be!
The Juice is granting several more interviews and says, "I know, on appeal, I will be out, and many will squeal, but I don't give a rat's ass! Must I explain that? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ole OJ's gonna do it again!"
Continuing, The Juice, in fine form, said, he "admired Palin's ass. I immediately noticed that Palin tail. Wow, that's classy poon, not like the slut meat I usually satisfy. She's married, huh. Ah shit. Just, let the old OJ visit her in the White House. Bubba, you ain't see nothin' yet. The Juice will be on the loose."
Before any of this 'arrangement' might take place, 'The Old Man (McCaine) and 'Librarian Palin' have to spill their guts and nail Obama and Biden in every dirty trick they can muster. A plan as wild as placing a blond hottie into Obama's bed on the road and a secret embarrassing photo op might turn this race upside down.
The Clinton Camp is raging mad, as opposed to Hannity and O'Reilly, the extreme FOX network conservative pricks, who want to move fast and smear the two Dem senators, assuring a win for the the diarrhea-prone McCaine and the very horney, hottie Palin. (She wears a garter belt! That's hot! And, she uses a Super Turbo 6Max Dildo on the road.)
According to Obama, "If those honkeys Hannity and O'Reilly get too close, I'm gonna cook up H and 0 testicle soup!" O'Reilly was later reached and said, "Hey, my balls don't spin," referring to his 'No-Spin Zone' bullshit TV trash "and, they're not going into soup du jour!"
C Black Motha' News 2008