Written by Judge Retort
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Topics: Russia, house

Friday, 3 October 2008

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This house is made of candy. Crazy rich Russians.

The Moscow super-rich are spending millions of roubles on ultra-luxury homes with such features as roofs, glass windows, non-dirt floors, indoor outhouses, indoor stalls for sheep, and electricity and water almost every day. Sewage once a week!

Such luxury Moscowvites have never seen before!

Says Ivan Scratchanitch: "Da! Vat good fortune has fallen on me! Such luxury I never see before - I almost cry! But, luxury home is for family! Imagine! Real door - no more hanging plastic wrap! Such privacy! My wife Stinka can finally change clothes - first time in five years!"

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