Written by Jim West (desperado)
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Thursday, 6 December 2001

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An insider for Microsoft yesterday revealed to us that:

"Bill Gates (or gatesy) has a large red button on his desk which can apparently can cause every computer which runs windows and any Microsoft program to crash."

He also revealed that: "Above the button it says DO NOT PUSH"

Eye witnesses believe that Gates does this at least 12 times a day, and also holds the power of time and matter... One of Bill gates' old mathematics teachers claims:

"Bill came up with a theory that included the apocolypse of the world, his theory was that, if Time was 'X' and the genetic make-up of matter was 'P'.. then he could create a program that could wipe out all matter in no time. Especially that important document that you're working on that needs to be done for tomorrow."

"Apocolypse = XP"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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