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Tuesday, 30 September 2008

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McCain-Palin Crash

The pirates off East African shores have been a constant threat to safety on the high seas. Recently they ship-jack a arms laden boat and fled with the deadly cargo. That is until Navy veteran John McCain found out.

Right after abandoning his campaign to save America from an economic crisis and speeding back to Mississippi to give miscomprehending youngster Obama a good ole fashioned thrashing, McCain hoped into his top gun pilot seat and flew to the site of the pirate sighting. In a brave refusal to allow piracy on the high seas Navy man McCain crashed his F-16 into the hijacked ship.

A massive explosion resulted with millions of dollars of armaments going up in flames. Onlookers believed that there could not possibly be any survivors. Until McCain, bruised and battered emerged from the thick cloud of smoke. Tailgunner Sarah Palin strode beside him.

The inspirational scene has become the latest republican campaign commercial with the slogan: America, Leadership...anyone?

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