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Monday, 29 September 2008

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Frank to Taxpayers: It only cost me $80 to get Screwed, But thanks to me you'll be paying slightly more!

Washington, DC/ Washington Post - Just when American Taxpayers thought they had seen it all, Democratic Leadership in Congress Mooned them in one of the most Cheeky displays of unadulterated hubris in political history, not seen since Frank showed his bare ass to the $80 male hooker, Steve Gobie.

Blaming the Republican Administration for the nation's economic woes, prior to the historic vote to secure the financial stability of the nation, the Speaker of the House, Pelosi, third in line to the Presidency, abdicated her leadership role in favor of narrow minded partisan politics.

Backing her up was the House Court Jester, Barney Frank, who made light of the situation and apologized for hurting the feelings of his Republican counterparts in the House of Representatives.

The Democratic Congress, in the majority since 2006, now has an approval rating sinking faster than the DOW Jones Industrial Average. They have given new meaning to the term "Do Nothing Congress", while blaming the administration for the energy and financial crisis.

In a touch of irony, not noted by The New York Times, it was the anniversary of their 1999 article announcing that Fannie Mae would be easing credit restrictions for unqualified applicants under pressure from the Clinton Administration, and under the guidance of the $97M Golden Boy, Franklin Raines, now one of Obama's confidants.

This astute financial program was defended again and again by Barney Frank who as late as 2003 said "we are not feeling any kind of financial crisis" in a response to continued efforts by Republicans to put a lid on irresponsible lending.

Meanwhile in the Clinton camp, a financial spokesman said everything was fine. "Hillary and Bill shorted everything in the market on information from Sen. Dodd, and they're even better off then after Whitewater. By the time the market closes this Friday, Hillary should have enough to BUY the Presidency next time!" he said smugly.

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