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Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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Representative diagram showing Empire State Building (center), Burj Dubai (second left) and Cow Pat Tower (far left)

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung.

The Cow Pat Tower, near Mumbai, was the brainchild of Raji Sendahar, a local cattle farmer who solved his problem over what to do with endless piles of cowshit by developing the highest manmade structure on Earth from the unwanted cattle droppings.

The tower can not only be seen from the Moon, but also smelt from Uranus, and will be used as a storage facility for all the dead bodies dredged from the River Ganges, before they, in turn, are turned into crop fertiliser.

India is the one of the most unhygienic places in the world.

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