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Monday, 29 September 2008

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So, where can I go for a good steak around these parts?

Polar Bears, the cute cuddly bears of Coca Cola Christmas Campaigns, and the visual accompaniment to a voice over by David Attenborough are said to be settling in New York and Alaska.

An upturn to this is that a number of them have shown an interest in eating Sarah Palin, just to prove that they mean business.

Pete, a Spokesman for the Polar Bear, a dapper snowy white bear, who at nearly 8 feet tall casts an imposing figure in society told us: 'It is true that we would like to meet Sarah Palin and put our point across. She has no right at all to criticise our living conditions. We have lived in freezing conditions for centuries, we have as much right to our way of life as she does to hers. She can have as many Moose heads in the White House as she likes, but it will not appease the American People.

'The time for talking is passed, it is time for action. We just want to meet with Sarah Palin in a public forum, and put our views across to her'.

So there we go, a missing M in a word, and catastrophe has seemingly been averted. However, if they were to actually eat Sarah Palin…

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