English Channel - (Mile High Club Mess): A pair of copulating stowaways were found hidden in Fusionman Yves Rossy's Jet Wing today moments after he flew over the English Channel powered by a home made rocket-driven appendage strapped to his back.
The Mile High pair, identified only as 'Boris' and 'Igor', apparently managed to stowaway just as the Swiss International Air Lines pilot strapped on his payload..
Rossy later told reporters he became worried about suspicious tail winds nudging him off course.
"But all the time it was all that bumpety-bumpety of their rumpy-pumpy!" Rossy ejaculated in surprise at finding the pair in flagrente delicto on board his home-made craft's ensuite bathroom.
Next week the airman plans to cross the Atlantic.