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Friday, 26 September 2008

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Putin rears his genital head and comes on US airhead

Sarah Palin VPILF of the Republicunt Party has ignited an international incident with her foolish remarks in one of her rare but ungemlike interviews.

Palin told Katie Couric that when Putin rears his head, he will come into American airspace in Alaska. Russian oficials denounced the highly sexualized vocabulary: "We Russians will not stand by impotent while Ms Palin talks about our revered prezcommisar Putin's rear or his genital head. As for the coming from his genital head over Alaska, ice princess Palin should wet dream on."

Canada took extreme exception to Palin's characterization of them as a foreign country. Canadian Tourism Board spokesperson, I M Americanski denounced Palin's lack of geopolitical awareness: "Canada is America except for universal health care and lots less gun murders!"

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