Sarah Palin Runner up Beauty Queen from frigid Alaska had her passport cherry broken this week by her elopement to the Meking Delta with Henry Kissinger.
The question: I wonder whose Kissinger now may very well have been answered by the apocalypse now happening by escaped Nazi war criminal Kissinger and wolf, moose and mankiller Sarah Palin.
Kissinger in his best Brando/ Kurz imitation was interviewed by the spoof.darkheart while Palin was spied luxuriating with a large snake in their grass hut. Henry explained that no one should jump to any hasty conclusions about the weekend:
"Deez iz yust a innocent foreign policy seminar. Why Vietnam? Well of course it is the place that I sacrificed American lives for Nixon's reelection. Where else can a foreign affairs nubie have her introduction to the Machiavellian Kama Sutra!?"