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Wednesday, 24 September 2008

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The craft was seen earlier over the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run.

Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run.

Official government press sources initially laughed off the incident as a US military drone matter "to avoid stirring up political controversy."

The craft had been seen powering up photon torpedoes over the country's Jalal Khel nuclear warhead silo in South Waziristan.

"This was no routine surveillance operation," Pakistan Air Force's Air Chief Marshal Tanvir Mahmood Ahmed said today.

"For years now these aliens have tried to recapture the Atlantean-era sub-warp drive short-cut to Afghanistan's notorious Tora Bora refuelling hangar.

"Luckily we've now shown them we mean business!"

President Asif Ali Zardari has abandoned his Haloperidol prescription.

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