Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: Flying, Pig

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planning their homage to Satan, as they prepare to plunge the world into a deep long term depression.

As they get their grubby hands on everyone's pensions and savings, they will blame a few people who couldn't afford their mortgages while they use the 'bail out' money (that their puppet governments are giving them) to buy up anything that is left in the real economy. Once that has been achieved, the markets will plunge and everyone will be out of work and trying to claim benefits that will be worth nothing, because the currencies will then be plummeting in value, much like the German Mark did in the 1930's - only much worse!

Once people start starving to death as loafs of bread start costing thousands of Pounds, Dollars or Euros, the bankers will gather at their evil retreat called The Bohemiam Grove - which is just outside San Francisco. There, starving peons will be flocking to give their children for a slice of toast, children which the bankers will then sacrifice in the funeral pyre that they will light at the base of the giant owl statue - in their 'Cremation of Care' ceremony, where they will rejoice in the wiping out of 99% of the world's population in order to save the Gaia 'Earth' spirit from humanity - which hard core eugenicists / environ-MENTAL-ists such as the banking elite have labelled as nothing more than a virus on the face of the so called 'living' planet.

Then, as the vast majority of people on earth start to die of starvation and plagues and other similar nasty things, the few elite bankers that will be left will greedily have the whole planet all to themselves and 'commoners' such as me and you won't bother them anymore - as, whilst we all die in horrible painful ways, we'll all be safe in the knowledge that the carbon taxes did nothing to save us or our children from the none existent 'man made' global warming - which is about as real as pigs being able to fly!

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