In an unprecedented foreign policy move, China now claims to be the economic super power of the world.
China's foreign policy economic advisor Mr. Misohorny stated, "The American Government owes us billions of dollars worth of debt and realized that they cannot even bail out the town drunk much less corporations that effect the country.
"The President of the United States and advisors concluded that they have no choice but succumb to the yen. Frankly I told Mr. Bush that if we do not help, the only alternative may be to convert the dollar to the Mexican peso.
"Facing the common prejudices of American culture Mr. Bush would not be able to stomach a buy out from Mexico and relented. The political infighting between Democrats and Republicans can go on as usual driving wedge issues between the American people on racism, war, taxes, education what ever."
Chinese national economic Advisor Mr.Youngmansuc stated, "This is a win-win for China as well as America. China can reap the wealth of America, while Americans can remain happy and oblivious to money problems while buying our products. They can boast about capitalism and the free market all they want. In the end we are the ones laughing to the Bangcock Bank!"