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Sunday, 21 September 2008

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McCain woke up Saturday to find a new MacBook Pro laptop on his front lawn!

Throughout the primary season, but, especially, as the Presidential race winds down to November 4, 2008, the big day of decision, John McCain has been the butt of every sort of computer joke.

Just recently, a brilliant hacker's release of much or all of Governor Palin's personal e-mail ended up on the Net. Again, McCain's lack of computer knowledge was emphasized very clearly by the Democratic Party's ridicule.

How could a President of the U.S. in 2008 not have a computer and not know the basics of the Internet and e-mail?

WHAMMO! The next morning, September 20, as McCain left one of his 37 homes, Secret Service Agent SS-47 pointed to a laptop near the front door bearing the following note,

    Dear Johnnie,

    I bought this for you.

    Tonight on the road in our SUV on the way to our rally in Slimebuke, West Virginia, B. 'Scurvy' Porkall is going to get you up to speed. I was advised by a Secret Service agent that the guy's a scumbag, but will get you computer savvy within a few hours!

    He smells, so I'll bring along Old Spice and douse him.

    Practice these words dear:

    Net sex
    nasty CNN and NBC
    Blackberry {I got you one of these, too!!!)
    Vietnam poon (remember those days!)
    rotten Obama and haughty Michelle

McCain was so elated, he picked up his new Mac and started running to tell another Secret Service pal, but tripped and fell, sending the laptop into the street where it ended up as broken technology!

A replacement was fetched immediately at a Best Buy in D.C. by a very disgruntled Secret Service Agent.

c 2008 Computers Universal Daily

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