A successful hacker got into Sarah Palin's personal e-mail and now her private stuff is all over the Net.
To Todd Palin, the possible '2nd Man,' this was the lowest blow he could imagine. To read an in-depth interview with Todd Palin, see the Magazine section of this site with the Natowsky entry entitled, 'Illicit Sex-An Issue With Todd Palin Regarding Possible VP Wife.'
Now, disclosed all over the Internet are Sarah's lesbian affairs, Todd and Sarah's threesomes with a man or woman, and massive sex orgies paid for at Alaskan taxpayers' expense.
McCain, responded, "Todd, Todd, I don't even know the freakin' Internet, so how the Hell can I know what's happening?" To which Todd replied, "Dingleberry, this is 2008! Get to a keyboard, log on and read the damned details on Sarah through all the stolen e-mail!" McCain countered, "What the heck is e-mail?"
Continuing, "Sexual details, shit, I'd better learn this computer crap asap! Don't wanna miss what Sarah's been up to." (Yelling) "Cindy, Cindy-poo, I need some fast lessons on the Internet!" Cindy replied, "Why John, I'm very proud of you!" Mr. McCain countered, "Yeah, yeah, just get me a name and log me on, so I can read www.barracudasexAlaska.gov asap!"
"Why, yes dear," said Cindy. As they looked at the abducted e-mails, Cindy asked, "Who the fuck is the S-P sex toy?" John had to admit it was Sarah and explained what was going on. "Oh, how awful, John. Did they, at least, get their rocks off?" "Dammit Cindy, this can ruin my election to the highest office!" "But, John, you'd still have my Budweiser fortune, you freakin' ass of an old man!"
Mr. McCain then walked off in a huff tearing at what little hair he has left. "Can't I have, at least, one good day? Dammit, they're gonna find out about my triple bypass and kidney transplant! I just know it! There goes the Presidency!"
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