Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: Art, Damien Hirst

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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How much would you pay?

Not long after his record breaking Sotherby's auction of dead rotting stuff dressed up as art to idiot elites who have nothing better to spend their money on, now that they've become board of normal things such as mansions, cars, planes and unlimited supplies of prostitutes, Damien Hirst sat down and started to work on his next 'masterpiece'.

But this wonderful new piece of art didn't begin to materialize until Damien had first indulged himself in a luxurious six course meal in a famous celebrity restaurant, paid for with the extortionate amount of money he had made out of what was really pure garbage.

It took him about fifteen minutes to 'squeeze out' the new 'piece of art' and then scoop it from the bowl and into the Tupperware plastic tub, which he had previously filled with a preserving agent.

Sotherby's were on the phone almost immediately to list the 'fabulous' new item in their next pure garbage sold as art auction, sometime in the near future.

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