Ukraine - (Toxic Mess): A skull and crossbones UFO seen hovering over the former Chernobyl nuclear plant may have triggered the collapse of the Ukrainian government according to Pentagon sources.
The Viktor Yushchenko/Yulia Tymoshenko coalition had been under intensive pressure by the KGB's alien hunting division ever since a hammer and sickle-emblazoned UFO disrupted the Ukraine President's 2004 Orange Revolution election victory parade.
Russia's Vladimir Putin has since piled on the pressure for the former hard line Eastern European partner to drop its NATO treaties and tow the Kremlin line over nuclear missile-armed military satellite positioning.
This weekend's red metallic 500 ft UFO craft sighting was first witnessed in the area on 26 April 1986 minutes before Chernobyl's notorious Reactor No 4 exploded.
"Something's sure about to blow round here," a US embassy source in Kiev said today, "and we're figuring it might be a sudden unexpected massive coronary of one of the principal players."
Vladimir Putin's cardiologist is in hiding.