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Tuesday, 16 September 2008

image for Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia
Palin's folly tries to sell all buyers on a product cold as ice

When Secretary of State William Seward set about to persuade skeptical mainland America to purchase the gigantic frozen north of Alaska from cash poor Russia, his plan was mocked as Seward's Folly. Now that the Republicant effort of Mccain-Plain has run out of money, another cash poor entity has put the Alaskan popcycle on the market.

America's Richie Richs can't seem to choose from Bear Stearns or Palin's Stern Polar Bears. The auctioneers have Freddie Mac or Palin's Natural gas PAC; Fannie Mae or Palin's May day for America's Tundra for the Taking; Lehman Brothers or Merrill Lynch or pipeline and a bridge to Nowhere, Alaska as a package deal.

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