Written by Clifford Rutley
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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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A Failure!

Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas.

'Apparently, Alex Jones is still alive!' Dick Cheney told us with a rather disappointed look on his face. 'And Al Gore has already called me to vent his anger.'

Still eager for destruction, scientists have started to create even more black holes and rips between dimensions in order to create even more catastrophes and climate change in order to blame man kind and charge us more taxes.

'This will be great,' one scientist told us as he knelt down in front of CERN's Vishnu Destroyer of Worlds statue and prayed for destruction, death and the end of human existence.

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