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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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Putin impaled his own turd on the White House fence. Take that you imperialist running dog with the runs!

Russia's 21 century Tsarommisar Vladimir Putin has been infamous for his rough language and gross imagery. Even for Putin his recent angerfest at western nations was remarkable in its rich use of scatological, nasal and genital metaphor and simile.

The spoof.scat has release here an exerpt from the now most famous gross out oratory since Napoleon called Wellington "Beefcake".

" ... and Sarkosy reminds me of one of those awful purple splotches that get infected with pus and ooze and run all over the face of French AIDS patients. As for that Gordo Gordon Brown he looks smells and tastes like the rich brown excrement that drips from the anuses of all Britishers from drinki9ng all that God awful piss warm tea.

" Now Bush is the worst of all, he reaks of horse and cattle that have died of hoof and mouth disease which is probably why he can't stopped putting his own hooves in his two faced double wide trailor of a Redneck Texas mouth.

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