Rome, Italy - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Satirists around the world today rallied round Italian comic Sabina Guzzanti ahead of her Spanish Inquisition Trial By Fire.
The 45 year-old comedienne faces being burned at the stake following her quip about Pope Joe Ratzinger's gay demonic persecution complex.
Guzzanti caused outrage in the Vatican earlier this year by saying the Pope's live-in 'housekeeper' (sic) Sister Ingrid Stampa was an Opus Dei hooker and sister of Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl.
And that Ratzinger's 'personal assistant and secretary' Monsignor Georg Gangswine "only got his job by winning the Vatican's annual papal blow job competition."
"Never mind hell and the afterlife," LA FagHagSlagMag's Rome correspondent Dave Skank commented today.
"Ratzinger's gay ass is already in a sling at the Vatican.
"Those beefy Swiss Guard bum bandits are forever chasing him round the pontifical water bed - morning, noon and night."