Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by Eva Braun for her S&M and schnapps soirees during the forties.
"Actually we nearly called it the Errol Flynn," Prof V Von Smart added.
"But then someone pointed out that an unnamed White House presidential contender - who wishes to remain strictly anonymous - has challenged that mythology."
Meanwhile in England feisty Wiccans have pointed out that their very own Cern Abbas Giant is the most apt contender for any naming ceremony of the humunguous hard-on collider:
"He's 180 feet tall, carries a 120 foot club and his erection covers all of a five acre field," coven mistress Morgana Whiplash said today.
Barack Obama is 5ft 6ins.