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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

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Millions of Men Thank Obama for Sex Tip on Use of Lipstick to Rekindle Love Life!

Everywhere in the World/Reuters - Middle age men in raincoats converged on 24 hour pharmacies worldwide causing a run on lipstick, viagra and condoms after Barack Obama's stump speech where he slyly likened VP Candidate Sarah Palin to a "pig with lipstick."

"You can put lipstick on a pig", the educated Harvard graduate opined, "but it's still a pig," among the cheers of approval from his liberal audience. Obama supporters denied the Senator's speech was a reaction to Palin's drop dead line where she said "the only thing different between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom was Lipstick! "

Upon reflection, an Obama spokesman said the analogy was unfortunate, and the Senator should have used the term "BITCH' when referring to the dogged Governor of Alaska.

Meanwhile Sen. McCain's approval rating rose 12% among independent voters since the selection of Palin, and that was before Obama's ill advised slur.

Interviews during the mayhem at several pharmacies where the run of sales was on, and clerks fell behind stocking shelves, indicated Obama's comments had rekindled romantic ideas amongst sexually disinfranchised middle aged men worldwide. "I can't wait to get home and try out this new shade of Watermelon on my wife," one perspiring 50 something male said, "I thought our sex life was dead until I heard that kinky Obama give us a hint!"

An additional unintended result of the erudite Democratic Senator's comments caused a spike in the sales of Al Gore's Solar Powered Dildo discussed in earlier Spoof News. An informal exit poll taken at select Sex Shops indicated the purchases were made by a wide ranging cross section of Liberal Democrats, both male and female, gay and straight.

After reviewing recent voting poles, one distraught Liberal said,"we're really going to take it up the ass now!"

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