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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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Is the Invisible man on holiday?

Das Spoof; Germany: Police in Berlin are becoming increasingly worried about the fate of a local invisible man after he was not spotted for the 36th consecutive day.

Chief Inspector Gadget of the Berlin Police said - "So far all our efforts in finding the invisible man have proved fruitless. We have looked everywhere, in garbage bins, at the local refuse centre, in skips, but we have a feeling he has disappeared off the face of the earth"

Gadget added - "Since becoming invisible over a month ago, he has not been seen by any of his family or friends or in fact by anybody else for that matter. We are worried that the man may turn to crime, after all he can't be spotted on CCTV or by any witnesses"

Alarmed at the missing mans abscence, the german website Das Spoof has offered 50k euros for information leading to the man being found. A spokesman said - "We can confirm that we have put up 50k euros for the first person who can find him. Considering he is invisible, we feel confident of keeping hold of the money"

Reports coming out of Munich that the invisible man had not been spotted in a macdonalds on the outskirts of the city, a Team Leader in the store said - "Yes I can confirm that I did not see an invisible man"

The case continues.

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