London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Numerology experts in the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency are poised to swoop on assorted Puppet Monarchy bastards responsible for the World Trade Center attack of 9/11, according to Hellfire Club sources.
The news comes amid a positive DNA match that proves ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher spawned Osama Bin Laden after a sordid one night stand in a Havana brothel with fellow fascist nutter Fidel Castro.
The resulting chimaera bore a startling resemblance to the Bin Ladin family top hopeful who fatefully fell into a 600 gallon drum of cocaine during an import-export training seminar in Buenos Aires back in 1972.
Thatcher's accomplice and lawfully wedded husband, Mossad/KGB double agent Robert Maxwell, produced several soul mates for Bin Ladin Mk#2, including the current tosser who impersonates 'Prince Charles' - in reality Raine Spencer's bastard idiot George Hillman.
"And let's not forget the ultimate Thatcher/Maxwell nightmare, Cherie Blair QC!" Met bigwig Commander Jim B Ergerac said today.
"We're looking forward to the dawn raid on Drowning Street immensely," Ergerac added with a twinkle in his eye.