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Topics: Food, chickens

Sunday, 7 September 2008

image for Amazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!
Seconds later, this chicken was no where to be seen...amazing

Zoologists working in a very remote part of the Himalayas have discovered something which can only be described as beyond bizzare - a Man-Eating-Chicken!

With the media wanting more information, TheSpoof.com was sent to investigate. What they uncovered was truly beyond beleif, the way it moved, it's posture, simply brilliant.

"Freakin amazin man! It sucked up the cock and chewed on the balls like they were rubber!"
one reporter was heared screaming.

"Terrifying, those pair of breasts were gone in an instant!"
babbled another.

Dressed in nothing but silk boxers and a bib, the man eating chicken guzzled down over 7 whole chickens in the span of 2 minutes. Eating at break-neck speed while hunched in an arch to the left, the chicken balls and flame grilled (whole) chickens seemed to just vanish from the wooden plates. The world is in utter shock. How could such a spectacle remain hidden for so long? Why is it still out there? Is it safe? Are our children safe?

"I heared about the man eating chicken, and now i lock my doors at night and carry a taser. I have two grandsons, and they love KFC...not anymore" An elderly citizen lamented to TheSpoof.com.

Man eating chicken, coming to a city near you!

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