Bob Woodward of Deep Throat fame (not the porn, the Watergate) has revealed in his latest tell all that the US spooks have been spying on the newly Iraqi colonial government. Iraqi colonial governor Al Seloutto Boosh announced that all of invaded Iraq was shocked and awed that their imperialist American conquerors would sink so low as to eavesdrop on them.
"No one was surprised that the US would bomb us back to the Stone Age. They are famous for that back to their grateful response to Native American hospitality. The whole world watched the mushroom clouds over Japan and the napalmed Vietnamese jungles and children. But being sneaky that's...why that's unAmerican...almost as unAmerican as torture!"