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Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Viagra led the way to a successful lay, but Cialis allowed men to regain the title of 'King of the Palace!'

Pharmacology Digest-October, 2008 - You've all heard of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Well, sales indicate that Viagra, which opened the market for ED, erectile dysfunction, and saved many marriages and stopped women from telling us, "Damn, you cannot even get it up!" now trails the original 36-hour Cialis by a long shot. That's even without the bathtub!

Cialis for Daily Use has now been intoduced and the number of daytime boners is expected to rise significantly.

Said Dr. Gruber Poxmann of Lilly's Central Research, "Vee vanted to give za male za opportinity to screw at vill, just like he vas az a young teen. Of courze, he had no female zen! Now, ofer 20 million men have za veakness in za dick. Zo, vee invented Cialis. Wunderbar! 36 hours for screving around. But vat about alvays getting it up? Zo vee develop Cialis for Everyday.

Many men vant to get a qvickie break at vork. Vee had many complaints zat original type vas not gute. Zo we invent!

Now, for men, za moment is alvays right! But, za vife or lover must not know. Verstehen zie! Ha! Ha! Ha!


c 2008 Pharmacology Digest

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