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Saturday, 6 September 2008

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Chameleon McCain misdirecting another imale

As the whole world was watching, John McCain sought to recover his 2000 campaign role as a maverick despite a 2008 campaign of pandering to the religious right(who he used to brand as intolerant), backing off of his denunciation of Bush torture as what he suffered in Hanoi and joining the super sweet (for the rich) treat of treacle down economics.

The lizard Johnny McC has changed colours so many times depending on the tree branch the reptile is walking on that he has truly become the candidate of change! But observers are more and more suggesting that manipulation and opportunism is not change at all.

When Maverick's votes depart from failed President Bush only 10% of the time over eight years of national root canal, maybe we need a new nonconformist in town!

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