Written by ashalpool
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Monday, 29 September 2008

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I don't think he's coming back...

In a shock twist, a man who was pronounced dead has been confirmed to be dead. The dead man's family had hoped the man would come back to life, perhaps witnessing him on TV after 8 years, or suddenly find him to have lost his memory and appear at a police station.

Unfortunately the man had his head cut off, and as such, the chances of him coming back to life were limited.

Man's son said, "I prayed that i would see my dad alive again on TV or something, but i quickly realized I wouldn't be able to recognize him cos his heads been decapitated."

The headless man's wife said, "We prayed for his second coming, but unfortunately it never happened. It was a bit of a lottery."

Clearly the words of a mentally distressed and retarded woman.

The daughter however is still very optimistic, "Bullshit, I smell bullshit, hes not dead!" Furious and optimistic words from an emotional girl.

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