Earth - Earth Man Gregory Tinkle today sues God, the almighty, the Grand Master of all time and the unquestionable one, for exactly £8,600,000.49. The man accuses God of ruining his life right after he took away the lives of his beloved mother, sons, daughter, wife, secret wife, cousin and pet dog Samson within a week. The man yesterday (through his lawyer's advice) announced that he would be sueing god for these reasons.
When asked "and how exactly do you intend to sue God, seeing as he is not in existence," Gregory replied "that's just his excuse for not coming to court... I'm gonna bring this b*****d to trial and win dammit!"
In response to this mans legal batlle with the creator of all life, the Archbishop of Canterbury said in an interview with The Spoof "I think it's totally nutty that somebody would actually want to sue somebody that created them and all life and time as we know it. I mean, for all we know, he may not even be real!"
Gregory later died of suspicious reasons in the local steelworks whilst driving by in his three wheeler.