Once the spoof learned that the maverick McCain had sown more than his share of wild oats before during and after his first marriage, they decided to check into his escapades in Nam. Dozens of prematurely white haired Vietnamese of a certain age began claiming their parentage by an arrogant Naval aviator who called himself captain America.
McCain's Saigon Pimp contact, Lovayu Longa Tyme, confirmed that Captain America layed more pipe than sarah Palin could prayed for and that he left behind a considerable progeny who would not be appearing amid the confetti, balloons and fake fireworks at the RNC.
Many of these children became refugees and entered the US as Vietnamese boat people. Now that they are citizens and adults and realize how they have been abandoned by the catain, all agree that Obama is the candidate you can trust!