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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Beware the astrology of Armageddon!

St Paul, Minnesota - (RIP Mess): The GOP's McCain/Palin schmoozefest will end in calamity according to UK Hellfire Club sky watchers.

The prediction is based on the sky's starry pattern where the Sun and Saturn meet at 2am GMT this Thursday, just as Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club Maintresse en Titre takes to the podium at the Excel Center.

Almost 16 hour later the mighty Virgoan conjunction forms a humunguous trine with Jupter, the Great Benefic, in the sign of Capricorn.

The 17.41 GMT September 4th trine has long been the top pick among starwatchers for a final reckoning with the GOP's most dastardly JFK assassination dissembler.

In London armed forces are on red alert following a tip-off from online bookies Aintgottaprayer.con that the celestial sign predicts annihilation for the Puppet Monarchy.

Gorgon Brown is shitting bricks.

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