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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Palin signs for centerfold--will wear sexy thick-rimmed glasses, rose petals and let down long, brown hair

I'll trade you one Willie Mays for one Jackie Robinson. Some of you guys around 60 can remember those exciting baseball days when the Yankees kept beating the Dodgers in the Series and it was common to throw cards against a wall to win the other guys' cards (closest card to the wall won all).

Well, it's back again in another way. Now, Alaskan beauty and Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, personally chosen by John McCain as his running mate after careful vetting (checking her out) has received an overwhelming applause of excitement from American males 45 and up. Guys under 45 are getting plenty, so they don't look as hard as their older brothers. The 44-year old former Alaskan beauty queen is tough, has 5 children and has a no-nonsense approach to politics. But to men over 45, she is the librarian whose glasses I'd most like to remove and to have her let-down her long, dark-brown hair.

The big question is whether these horny men voting now for either the Dems or the Republicans will now all go for the Elephant Party, so Palin can be seen in every view allowed by the media for the next 4 years. Many men have likened her to a sex goodess, a Venus, 'the neighbor's wife I letch for' (doen't that violate a Commandment, 'Thou shall not Covet?'), 'the woman I'll be thinking about while making love to my wife,' and 'the stimulating photos from magazines, I'll keep hidden in my desk drawer at work.'

Some photos have been amassed already by the older guys showing the Governor in her teens and older and the 'special ones' showing her physical attributes, especially, those that men love when the nipples show through a blouse or T-shirt!

'Hot Governor,' a quickly set up company has published a 550 trading card set called, 'See Sarah,! showing hundreds of Sarah photos from her teen years to now. The key cards are nipple shots, with 8 rare pictures of the braless governor in a wet T-shirt while washing the family car.

'Governor in Play,' decks of 52-standard playing cards are available with the Governor shown in provocative poses.

'Bobble Bazoo's Bobblers' are now gracing auto and truck dashboards with the added feature that the breasts jiggle as the head bobbles.

And 'Barbie' has a new friend 'Sarah', a woman she can look up to, but Ken keeps trying to take advantage of the sexual energy given off by Sarah looking for a new one-on-one doll relationship.

'Tru Sarah Woman' will soon be released by 'Women In Politics' headquartered in Wasilla, AK, where Sarah was Mayor for 6 years. The doll, 10 inches tall with Gemmy synchromotion(tm) is supposed to say the following:

Thanks Senator McCain! That felt deep down good!
So, do I get the nomination?
Offices, shmoffice...let's go fishing.
Todd caught some biggies today.
I'm giving shit today to bad Republicans.
I know being Mayor in this hick town will lead to something.
I'm wondering if Bristol has my teen sex urge.
Todd pumps oil. Man can he pump!
Big girls don't cry and they take no shit!
I'll soon be VP, then President Palin!
I love hunting and moose stew!

When asked about whether all the commercial material bothered her, Ms. Palin replied, "Heck No! Just show me the money!"

c 2008 DC Does It, Too!-Oct 2008

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