Written by Paul Deacon
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Topics: Music, Afghanistan, Pop, Steps

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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When the feeling's gone...rely on steps.

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.

Blond-haired H, real name J, from the pop group, told TheSpoof.com "This really is a Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on".

Steps are being taken to construct a huge musical stadium in the heart of the capital, Kabul. "Claire and myself are particularly good at bricklaying and Faye's great at repointing" said H. A spokesman for the Taliban told TheSpoof.com "Our strict regime is against all forms of music, so we welcome the arrival of a group like Steps".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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